
Did you think I was going to say June weddings? Oh, dear reader, how little you know me. Sunglasses are occupying my mind today. Sunglasses.
Sunglasses can make you. Lack of sunglasses can break you. Case in point, from The Wild One:

Who looks like Sex On Wheels? Marlon Brando. Who looks like a doofus? Those other two dudes. Who is wearing sunglasses? Marlon Brando. Who isn't? Those two doofusses.
Need a more contemporary example. Behold:

Does anyone think sunglasses could save him now? No. But then? Black Ray-Bans saved him from his Suburban Tool destiny.
What is it about sunglasses that donning them can convey so much meaning? And that is so easily recognized that filmmakers can rely on the audience to get what is trying to be conveyed? Write that up in an essay and have turned in by Wednesday and no you can't use Wikipedia as a source.
The first time I saw Breakfast at Tiffany's, it wasn't Audrey Hepburn's little black dress I obsessed over, it was her fabulous big black glasses.

Without them, she's like any other girl doing the Walk of Shame. But with them? She is complex, hidden. Something is Up With Her.
I have passed my sunglasses love onto Young Lady, my teen-aged daughter. Check out her latest obsession:

Yes, the shades Lee Remmick wore in Anatomy of A Murder. Also, Lee Remmick's hair but that is another story for another post. Young Lady was so struck by them, she made me pause the movie and rewind so she could get a better look. Does this signal a new, darker turn for my fair lass? Is she going to take to playing pinball? We'll wait and see.
Of course, the magazines are telling me the vintage look is back in sunglasses. I ask did it ever go out of style? Ray-Ban Aviators were cool back when MacArthur was kicking WWII ass. They were cool twenty years later on Steve McQueen and they are still cool. Some things never ever go out of style. Classic.


